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05/16/2022

Dancing in the Streets of New Capenna

Summer's (almost) here and the time is right for dancing in the Streets of New Capenna! Join us as we journey from Where The Streets Have No Name to Easy Street in this week's street-smart episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/16/2022)
Dancing in the Streets of New Capenna
By Carsten Haese
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05/09/2022

Rules and Gabigools

While celebrating Mother's Day at a local restaurant, Andrew encountered a mob boss and made him an offer he couldn't understand. Find out what happened next and join us in this week's exciting episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/09/2022)
Rules and Gabigools
By Andrew Villarrubia
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04/11/2022

Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good

And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too

Moko has gotten ambitious and built a school! He calls it "Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too", because the name fits. You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. So come on in and join us in this week's educational edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(04/11/2022)
Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good
And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too
By Andrew Villarrubia
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08/26/2019

Commander Christmas

'Tis the season for new Commander cards! To celebrate we are bringing you a giant sleigh full of the answers you needed to keep playing with all these awesome new cards! So join us for this week's jolly edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (4 Comments)
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(08/26/2019)
Commander Christmas
By Charlotte Sable
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04/20/2015

A Dash of Dash

And Other Assorted Questions

Time is just sprinting by and we are in the thick of more of your questions from Dragons of Tarkir! So join us as we rush out answers to you in this weeks hastey edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (5 Comments)
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(04/20/2015)
A Dash of Dash
And Other Assorted Questions
By Carsten Haese
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11/17/2014

Pumpkin Color Pie

or, Red Tastes the Best

Sugar, spice, and fall flavors. This weeks article continues with another helping of Commander rules questions along with a healthy slice of questions from Khans and more! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(11/17/2014)
Pumpkin Color Pie
or, Red Tastes the Best
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/20/2014

Old and Busted

Not the New Hotness

Top coat, top hat, black shades, white gloves, lookin' sharp and looking for rules answers! They come running just as fast as they can. 'Coz every creature is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed planeswalker.

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(01/20/2014)
Old and Busted
Not the New Hotness
By Callum Milne
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08/26/2013

World Enchantment

or, Enchant All the Things

Cranial Insertion enchanting the world with rules question and answers for over seven years now... okay, not that kind of enchantment. Join us for this weeks exciting edition!

By Eli Shiffrin (1 Comment)
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(08/26/2013)
World Enchantment
or, Enchant All the Things
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/01/2013

Happy April Fools' Day!

Welcome everyone it is that time of year again, time for our annual article on Dual Masters! Hah, April fools! Read on with this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (10 Comments)
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(04/01/2013)
Happy April Fools' Day!
By Carsten Haese
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04/16/2012

 

(04/16/2012)
Thanks for All the Questions
By Brian Paskoff
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07/04/2011

WURBG, but More WUR Today

WUR are popular colors in the US. And France. And Russia...

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(07/04/2011)
WURBG, but More WUR Today
By Brian Paskoff
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05/23/2011

Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything

Mostly Harmful.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2011)
Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything
By Brian Paskoff
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(01/05/2009)
BOOMER!
or, Welcome to Nineteen--
I mean Two-Thousand-and-Nine
By Aaron Stevenson
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09/01/2008

A Whole New Tidepool

By Diane Colley (0 Comments)
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(09/01/2008)
A Whole New Tidepool
By Diane Colley
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07/14/2008

 

(07/14/2008)
Fast Falls the Eventide
or, Moar Hybrids!
By Eli Shiffrin
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